November 2010
1 post
June 2010
1 post
“Look, over the years you’ve poured a lot of your energy into sport and racism...”
– Malcolm Tucker’s dim view of the importance of Australian politics
May 2010
1 post
Malcolm Tucker's best tweets: a roundup →
April 2010
7 posts
“I’ve been here before. I’ve seen things you wouldn’t believe....”
– Malcolm Tucker’s election briefing
“I was fine with Peter running Spin Alley. You need control. You can’t just...”
– Malcolm Tucker
“I think in the world where the man with the golden tie is doing well we may need...”
– Malcolm Tucker’s election briefing
“Leave Joanna Lumley a-fucking-lone. You don’t tweak the nipples of a...”
– Malcolm Tucker
“We need to get to the people who only hear the rumours. Bottom feeders who get...”
– Malcolm Tucker’s election briefing
“Frankly, I think you’re getting the wrong advice on the debates. As you...”
– Malcolm Tucker
March 2010
3 posts
"Well what a great week. Brilliant. The Tories... →
sarahheartburn:
This week’s titanium strength bile from Malcolm Tucker.
“Talking to the manifesto children in the war room, they are all very excited...”
– Malcolm Tucker’s election briefing | Comment is free | The Guardian
“The big angle we need to hit this week is: TORY NUTTERS!
We’ve got a...”
– Malcolm Tucker’s election briefing
February 2010
4 posts
Watchsoupsoup:
In The Loop
“Researching my film In The Loop, a comedy about a British prime minister and a...”
– Armando Iannucci (via errorgorilla)
January 2010
2 posts
December 2009
8 posts
Malcolm’s Mottos
Nicola: You’re back.
Malcolm: Yeah, just tying up a few loose ends.
N: With which you’re going to plait some kind of garrote and strangle me.
M: Forgive and forget. That's my motto.
N: I thought your motto was ‘who fucks wins’ or ‘olly swarky malky fuck’.
M: I’ve got a lot of mottos.
“We are going to take you down to Funky Town. Funky Town Centre here you come....”
– Steve Fleming, The Thick of It (via eush)
“I went to spain for my holiday. I was golfing with Steven Hawkings; that fucking...”
– Malcolm Tucker
November 2009
7 posts
“This office is now like the fucking shawshank redemption, except with more...”
– Malcolm Tucker
"Giggling streak of piss"*
jhnbrssndn:
My favourite line from a weekend spent with The Thick of It: The Specials DVD.
*Malcolm Tucker’s description of - no, form of address to - Ollie Reader.
“Within your ‘purview’? Where do you think you are, some fucking regency costume...”
– Malcolm Tucker
“I read all the blogs because I’m an under-employed fat fucking loser with...”
– Malcolm Tucker (via kapi) (via jhnbrssndn)