The big angle we need to hit this week is: TORY NUTTERS!
We’ve got a clear story to tell on this. They’re in bed with the Ulster Unionists. And I think this is a good week to not unfairly characterise these guys as beardy weirdy, bollocks-in-the-mangle old-time-religion, one-step-from-Waco fruitcakes.
Then we have the Young Britons’ Foundation. As we know, the links between these bright young blitzkriegers and Conservative Future are stronger than the bond between Charlie Clarke and his takeaway menu. We need to push this. Any hint of the old “hang Mandela” T-shirt vibe would be great for us, so you want the research team not leaving their desks, fed moulinexed Diet Coke and Subway sandwiches through intravenous tubes till they hit pay dirt. Anything will do. Feed it all in – even Young Tories voicing reservations about the narrative structure of the third act of Invictus. It can all hurt.
Finally there is Ashcroft. Here the line is simple. Ashcroft. Millionaire. Belize. In the public’s mind we want them to be thinking: Bond villain who’s made his money out of sex chatlines and child-labour landmines. Bish bash bosh.
"— Malcolm Tucker’s election briefing
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